09/07/2025
OMG, you won’t believe what just happened with Karen! She showed up late to her dealership appointment and spotted a couple joyfully test-driving the Subaru of her dreams. 😱
Channeling her inner drama queen, she stomped over, scolded them like they were her wayward kids, and started crying like she was auditioning for a soap opera! 🎭😂 The confused couple jumped out faster than you can say ‘Subaru!’
And just when you think the drama ended, she turns to Tyler and tells him he’s too old for Pokémon cards and those trendy Alani witch brews, demanding he grow up! Tyler is okay but just shaken up a little bit. He says care packages of Pokemon packs and Alanis will help him recover faster.🤣
So if you’re ever late, remember Karen’s secret: a little theatrics and a dash of unsolicited advice can snag you the car of your dreams! 😂🚙