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12/08/2025

Defense Drama: Imported Muscle?

India’s defense might is like a Bollywood action hero—flashy but powered by foreign stunts. Our “indigenous” Tejas jets run on GE engines (thanks, USA!), while China’s J-20s flex homemade tech. Drones? Just Chinese parts with “Assembled in India” stickers. Even Balakot’s “hero” drones had Israeli tech under the hood. R&D budget? 0.64% of GDP—same as chai expenses. China spends 2.4%, building Terminator-style robo-dogs while we debate mandir-masjid.

Moral: Science > politics. Until then, our defense stays a Marvel movie with borrowed CGI.



[defense imports | Tejas jets | drone assembly | R&D gap | China tech]

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Why India’s “Make in India” defense relies on foreign parts, AI gaps, and China’s Terminator-level tech.

12/08/2025

Munir’s Nuke Drama Flops

Pakistan’s Army Chief Asim Munir tried to "scare the world" with Tampa nuke threats, but India’s like: “Been there, heard that since 1987!” From Ayub Khan’s ’65 flop to Musharraf’s bankruptcy, Pak’s military IQ matches a burnt samosa. Munir’s “half the world” rant? Just T20 tactics in a Test match. Meanwhile, India sips chai on “No First Use” sofas, building dams and memes. Pro tip, Munir: Fix your IMF bailout F-16s before threatening Akhand Bharat. PS: Allah’s birds dropped IMF loans, not stones.



[Asim Munir | nuclear threat | India-Pakistan | IMF crisis | satire]

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11/08/2025

E20 Fuel: Cars vs. Govt Drama

India’s E20 fuel push feels like a Bollywood potboiler—heroic claims, zero logic! The Modi govt’s 20% ethanol-blended petrol is killing engines, slashing mileage, and sparking hashtag memes. Nitin Gadkari insists “Sab changa si!” while Honda, Hero, and engine knock sounds scream “Bhai, kya kar rahe ho?” Brazil took 50 years to adopt ethanol; India’s 5-year jugaad has cars coughing like Asthama uncle.

Moral: Buy a Tesla or pray your Maruti survives Gadkari’s “green revolution”.

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[E20 fuel | engine damage | Nitin Gadkari | ethanol blending | fuel policy]

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11/08/2025

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11/08/2025

IAF’s Bold Claim: 5 Pak Jets Downed!

The Indian Air Force swears it blew up 5 Pakistani jets + 1 “big plane” in 2025—but where’s the wreckage? Three months later, no satellite pics, no global headlines, just jalebi logic and chai-biscoot breaks. Pravin Sawhney mocks: “Pakistani jets or Modi ji’s Vande Bharat Express?” Timing? Fishier than Bihar’s election season: dropped days after Rahul Gandhi’s EVM expose. Trump’s “10 jets in sleep” tweet gets more love. Moral: Claims need proof, not PowerPoints. IAF, next time, bring satellite selfies or stick to Golmaal memes.



[IAF claims | Operation Sindoor | satellite evidence | military credibility]

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