The Daily Mess In Berks County

11/13/2025

Let's Go check it out. Spring township. Hillvale avenue and heisters blvd for a motor vehicle crash. 2 vehicles with 1 vehicle overturned. Sorry didn't get here fast enough. Best that I could do. Better then nothing. So not a total waste. Still waiting for my personal jet that is on back order to come in. Update: The crash scene is all cleaned up.

11/13/2025

Pennsylvania state police public information news releases for today Thursday November 13th 2025.

11/12/2025

Totally missed the dispatch on this last night, due to watching channel 6 action news at 11pm and doing a video on two 13 year old's taking there parents car and going on a joy ride with it and destroying other people's property with it and when asked by the police 🚔 why ? Did they do it.

The great answer was: because we were bored.

Hmmm, 🤔🤔🤔, I wonder if the dog had got arrested for shooting his owner when police arrived on scene.

Hmmm, 🤔🤔🤔 I wonder if the dog had also said to the police officers ( i didn't pull the trigger). Made famous by: Alec Baldwin.

P.S. I know that common sense lacks in today's society and in this country as a whole today but when cleaning a gun make sure that there is no ammo in it before cleaning it. I always make sure that my $ 1.25 water 💧 gun 🔫 that I have has no water in it before i clean it.

Why ? Because I would most definitely hate to injury not just myself but others.

The man told police the dog jumped onto his bed and caused a shotgun that was resting there to discharge, striking him in the back.

11/12/2025

Now that is shrimptastic...Lol, 🤣🤣🤣

The 59-year-old has been charged in 10 retail theft incidents over the past 11 months, all at the same store.

11/12/2025

Happening now: if you're in this vicinity or you will be soon. Spring township. The stretch of route 724 traffic lights are out

Update: As of 3:08 pm. Sounds like all the traffic lights in the area are working now. Why ? Because fire police just went available..

11/11/2025

The Wyomissing Police Department is reminding all residents and visitors to stay alert and take simple steps to help prevent theft.

11/11/2025

Happening now: if you're in this vicinity or you will be soon. Tulpehocken township. 66 host road for a motor vehicle crash with injuries. A tree 🌳 on a vehicle. All occupants are out of vehicle.

11/11/2025

Well your not wrong.. Yes if you don't care about your conscious in life and don't care who you screw over or who you don't screw over being a politician is the way to go these day's in today's society for sure. A college degree definitely isn't required for that job that's for sure. The job may require that you have to become dirty though in order to be able to move up in the rankings. Lol, 🤣🤣🤣.

11/11/2025

🚔 October Monthly Statistics & Community Updates 🚔

📞 Calls for Service: 2,012
🚨 Criminal Arrests: 14
🚨 Warnings & Citations Issued: 576
🚨 Parking Tickets Issued: 87
🚨 Motor Vehicle Accidents: 77

🚗 Holiday Traffic Reminder 🎅🎄

As the holiday season begins, traffic throughout Muhlenberg Township is increasing. Please allow extra travel time and use caution on the roads.

If you are involved in a minor fender bender where no one is injured and the vehicles are drivable, you may exchange insurance and contact information without requiring police assistance.

Thank you for helping keep our roads safe and traffic moving smoothly this season!

🚓 Thank you for your continued support. We remain committed to protecting and serving our community with integrity and dedication. 🚓

11/10/2025

Now who would do such a thing these day's in today's society. This most definitely has to be fake news. Lol, 🤣🤣🤣. My advice: Don't lie in life. Why ? Because it will eventually catch up to you a bite you right in the ass.

Woman accused of failing to report thousands of dollars in unemployment compensation in application for cash benefits.