Dads Gone Mild

11/03/2025

Wanna know how I know I’m getting old?

A few weeks ago my daughter (5) painted a birdhouse. We hung the birdhouse in a tree and forgot about it.

This morning I’m walking past the back patio and what do I see? An eastern bluebird selecting his winter home in my daughter’s birdhouse!

You might be asking “but John, how do you know it’s an eastern bluebird?”. Because I took a picture of it, ran it thru google lens, and then proceeded to learn everything about the eastern bluebird.

And that’s how I know I’m getting old.

10/30/2025

Sometimes after a challenging morning drop off with the kids I play myself relaxing music.

10/29/2025

Anyone else wonder if Bon Jovi has made it there yet? It’s been since ‘86.

10/27/2025

If you can back up a trailer while your wife watches and judges and survive to tell the tale it was meant to be.

05/20/2025

I think Hanson was right.

Mmmm Bop!

05/05/2025

I just boarded a plane behind a very nice lady carrying a plastic bag full of homemade buttermilk biscuits. I know this because she told me after one fell onto the ground between us. I’ve never flown with homemade baked goods, but maybe this is the way?

05/04/2025

If you ever owned Nike Shox don’t forget to take your Metamucil.

01/04/2025

If you ever drank one of these what’s your favorite comfortable walking shoe that’s meant for running?

12/10/2024

If you ever wore a Big Dog T-shirt how often are you reading about WW2 now?

10/31/2024

If you remember these you might want to start thinking about taking baby aspirin.

10/25/2024

If you need to rent a frozen drink maker for a party I can’t recommend these guys more - they were amazing for our recent event! And the margs and pina coladas flowed like the salmon of Capistrano.

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10/06/2024

Subway out here on the struggle 🚌 trying to sling foot long cookies now 😂. Remember when we used to tell ourselves we were eating healthy at subway?