Dads Gone Mild

05/20/2025

I think Hanson was right.

Mmmm Bop!

05/05/2025

I just boarded a plane behind a very nice lady carrying a plastic bag full of homemade buttermilk biscuits. I know this because she told me after one fell onto the ground between us. I’ve never flown with homemade baked goods, but maybe this is the way?

05/04/2025

If you ever owned Nike Shox don’t forget to take your Metamucil.

01/04/2025

If you ever drank one of these what’s your favorite comfortable walking shoe that’s meant for running?

12/10/2024

If you ever wore a Big Dog T-shirt how often are you reading about WW2 now?

10/31/2024

If you remember these you might want to start thinking about taking baby aspirin.

10/25/2024

If you need to rent a frozen drink maker for a party I can’t recommend these guys more - they were amazing for our recent event! And the margs and pina coladas flowed like the salmon of Capistrano.

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10/06/2024

Subway out here on the struggle 🚌 trying to sling foot long cookies now 😂. Remember when we used to tell ourselves we were eating healthy at subway?

09/02/2024

Hit me with that good-good (memes that is).

08/30/2024

Another day passes and I’m still waiting for the day calculus “comes in handy”.

08/18/2024

PSA: don’t keep your energy drinks close to your High Noons. Snagging one on the run can go wrong. Morning drop off at school hits different with an accidental High Noon.

08/06/2024

Yall still with me? I’m about to start dropping 🔥 here and I need your attention 😂