Michael Harrison

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09/25/2025

Why is it that women never know what they want to eat

09/24/2025

My wife said I should communicate more. So I yelled, “Dinner smells great!” from the couch

09/24/2025

She told me to fix the leaky faucet. I turned the music up so I couldn’t hear it. Problem solved

09/24/2025

Oral support

09/24/2025

When I die, put your pictures everywhere

09/23/2025

She told me to stop being lazy. I said, “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”

09/23/2025

My wife said I should “get more involved in the kitchen.” So now I taste-test everything

09/23/2025

I think we need to be quieter

09/23/2025

What did the elephant say

09/22/2025

She said she wanted to try new things together. I suggested a threesome… with tacos

09/22/2025

She says I never notice her haircuts. To be fair, I’m usually just trying to notice when dinner’s ready

09/22/2025

On fire

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