03/27/2026
🌸 Good Stumpy news: Cuttings from D.C.’s beloved short king (RIP) just bloomed for the first time at the National Arboretum — and could make their grand Tidal Basin debut next spring.
👑Sadly, It will take years for Stumpy’s saplings to fill his royal roots, so we must crown a successor in the meantime.
Which Stumpy lookalike do you fancy?
Lord Thicktrunk
🌬️The Leaning Viscount
🛡️Sir Gnarl the Brave
Let us know in the comments below!