Fitz

22/08/2025

I was just exposed to a non trivial amount of BTGGF energy and I am concerned

21/08/2025

I don't see what the big deal is with the Cracker Barrel rebranding. I personally would have gone with this

21/08/2025

When a company with "cracker" in the name got in trouble for a controversial new logo, I was expecting spicy not "HEY! DID YOU KOW CANVA IS FREE?".

So let down

The new logo jettisons an illustration of a mostly silhouetted man in overalls leaning on the eponymous barrel.

21/08/2025

Surprised that Tom Morello's playlist has so much Tom Morello on it. Tom Morello wants us to know that the music of Tom Morello is the perfect protest soundtrack according to people who are Tom Morello

Tom Morello has shared a "F**k ICE" playlist, a 65-song collection of protest song and political anthems.

21/08/2025

This feels very John Marston

The seller told authorities that the suspect attempted to hide the vehicle by painting it a different color.

21/08/2025

Damn! That is just terrible. Celebrate life and watch for motorcycles

The former lead guitarist, Brent Hinds, for the popular heavy metal band Mastodon died overnight in Atlanta.

21/08/2025

If this mooks prank interferes with me returning Other Fitz's late night sword purchases, he and I are going to have a problem and I clearly have many more swords at hand than he does anvils

"And I'm gonna keep doing that until somebody does something about it."

21/08/2025

FDA: Do not eat large amounts of radioactive shrimp

What constitutes a large amount? More than 6? The return of all I can eat shrimp? "Look at all the skrimp my bumble date ate so I left without paying" viral video amount of radioactive shrimp?

The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.

20/08/2025

When I, a yokel, peaked into the sets of Fallout season 2

20/08/2025

CostCo is disgusting. The value of its imagined marginal savings are obliterated by the distasteful burden of the shopping experience.

It, truly, is like the band Sublime: inexplicably popular with a low discernment segment of Gen X that confuses nostalgia with quality and quantity with value.

To offer one slice of praise for the unpraiseworthy, their liberal "CostCo will throw that junk you mindlessly bought in the landfill for you" return policy is that they take returns on their memberships as well.

Get rid of that s**t. You will 100% be happier if you never have to go to CostCo again

“Winnie the Pooh has entered the chat.”

19/08/2025

Zzzzziiiiiiiipppppppppppp

Annabelle makes her return to the big screen in The Conjuring: Last Rites next month, which is being billed as the final installment in the main series of